Dear Mom

Hey mom, its me, Lexxington.

You've been bad about updating my blog.. so I figured that I would do it for you.

I was just wondering WHY you came home with another dog? I mean.. was I not good enough for you? I know that I'm not perfect, but its really not my fault. I don't MEAN to pee on the floor, i just CANT hold it mom, I swear. Sometimes I don't even know that I'm doing it... it just happens.

She seems like a nice enough dog, and KINDA looks like a doberman, she plays like a doberman... her ears are fun to eat too, so I'm glad that she still has them. She's fun to play with even though she wins at tug every single time and its a bit hard on a boy's confidence level.

I cannot for the life of me understand why she won't listen about the DRAGONS in the pond. She keeps jumping right on in there, even when I bark and tell her that its not a good idea, she just. won't. listen.

Also, why am I not allowed to jump on her head all day long? I just want to play you know, I'm only a baby. I know that you're worried about my brain getting hurt, but I promise, I'll play very carefully.

Its ok that you brought another dog home mom, as long as she realizes that I"M your little prince and that all my wants and needs come FIRST oh.. and she doesn't try to push me away from you for cuddles. That is the only time I will growl at her mom, I promise, and just a little bit.