a day in the life...

well, im sick with some sort of strange flu that pretty much just totally knocks me out with muscle pain and exhaustion so I spent yesterday at home working instead of driving to work.

i finally understand why lexx is so stressed all the time. he lives a very tough life.

schedule:

6am RUDLEY awakened and FORCED into the snow to pee

6:45am Walk time. takes too long for dad to get ready. forced to wait patiently. not allowed to chase animals, not allowed to eat grass, not allowed to run away.

7:30 Breakfast. mom takes WAY too long to put the bowl down. practically STARVING by now

8am: nap time. sleep on fuzzy fleece blanket on couch. obviously not arranged properly.grumbling ensues

10am: toys look lonely. must look after them. give each one some attention, VERY time consuming...

11:30 nap more. clearly exhausted.

this continues most of the day.

4pm, walk time. WET WET WET. how DARE it snow on MY walk.

5:30: dinner. again. practically STARVED. I only eat THREE times the recommended amount... can't you see? starved!

6:30: people are ignoring me. i'm trying to push my nose on the counter to investigate their dinner. don't they know that it could be poisoned? I really SHOULD try it first...

7:30 nap time again.

honestly.. i don't know how he survives...