reasons lexx is awesome

I felt that after my last post, i should take some time and make a list of the reasons that lexx is awesome. partially because i felt it would be helpful to me, and also, because i felt badly saying bad things about him

1. he's friendly. to everyone. always
2. he's never barked, growled or snapped at a person in his entire life
3. he loves other dogs. hes only once growled at a dog and even after been brutally attacked, maintains a friendly disposition
4. hes the best cuddler i know, always ready to curl up with me on the couch
5. he doesn't REQUIRE a daily run. He's easier to handle, but still completely mangeable without
6. he doesn't hump legs, furniture or other dogs even though he's intact
7. hes never destroyed any shoes, even ones that have been tempting
8. hes never even thought about destroying furniture, or anything important or expensive, even as a pup
9. he knows when im sick or not feeling well and will lay down and not bounce on me, even without walks
10. he loves me even when i'm in a bad mood
11. his nubbin wiggles are possibly the cutest thing i've ever seen in my entire life
12. he doesn't resent me for cutting half of his ears off and sticking them to tampons for 6 months... seriously... thats love
13. he lets me dremmel his nails, brush his teeth and clean his ears with minimal complaint
14.he forces me to get exercise. as a rule i hate walking, but i LOVE walking the dog
15. i can walk him on a flat collar with a loose leash 90% of the time without getting dragged anywhere
16. he's never marked in the house
17. he let me dress him up for Hallowe'en without a complaint
18. he always takes my side if kyle and i fight
19. he's the best tear remover, rant listener and upset leanne kisser that there is
20. he doesn't destroy toys, blankets or dog beds
21. hes my best friend